I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
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When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud
moriarty u stop that
high res. #Cumberbatch
I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
Benedict you little
I bet they both do that all the fucking time.
the best thing about this is it happened after about 10 minutes of Ben trying desperately to get Martin’s attention and then finally he was just like, fuck it, I’m going for the butt.
I can’t believe that this is stop-motion.
i can’t believe this was made in 1993
i can’t believe it’s not butter
I believe I can fly
I can’t believe you can fly.